Army Reserve veteran, local law enforcement officer, and author Peter Colt has released the fifth novel in his popular Andy Roark mystery series called "The Judge", which is available starting May 7th. 94 HJY's Kevin sat down with his old pal from his URI days to discuss the Roark franchise and how Peter's life experiences shaped his path into become a successful author (which, incidentally, Kevin predicted would happen way back in 1992). Be sure to come back tomorrow for the second portion of our three-part discussion and pick up your copy of "The Judge" wherever books are sold. PHOTO: Elizabeth Bean

Paul & Al pride themselves in knowing pretty much every joke in the book. And in knowing EVERY joke in the really, really dirty, offensive books. Here are this week's Stump the DJ highlights. LISTEN LIVE! 94HJY.com/listen @iheartradio

This week we crowned listener Steven the Stump the DJ Champion. Check out his winning joke... (PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES)

Taking the stairs is obviously WAY better for your health than taking the elevator. The sedentary approach of riding the elevator as opposed to taking the stairs can lead to many severe health issues. Plus the elevator cable could always snap with your fat a** riding it and you could plummet to your death.

This could be the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST Stump the DJ ever!!! (this sentence brought to you by Click Bait - duping internet users since the dawn of websites.)

Paul and Al and Kevin discuss who's been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame multiple times, who hasn't been inducted who should be, and a band that will never be nominated or inducted even if they pay off the judges, and more.

A restaurant manager in Italy is, we assume, trying to help people break their smartphone addictions and encourage real human interaction amongst diners with a promotion where you can trade in your phone for a free bottle of wine (you get your phone back when you leave, of course). Would you be up for that trade? Or are you sooo addicted to your phone that a free bottle of wine isn't enough incentive to put it down? Or maybe you're addicted to booze and would give up anything for a mere hour just to score some free wine? LISTEN LIVE: 94HJY.com/listen

Our listeners really brought it this week submitting and calling in jokes for Stump the DJ. Here's the best of the best! And you can always LISTEN LIVE to Stump the DJ or 94 HJY in general anytime at 94HJY.com/listen.

The moment it was announced that O.J. Simpson had died, we were pretty confident that our Stump the DJ listeners immediately started writing O.J. jokes to submit to us. Aaaand we were right. Here are a couple...