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BIO
Matt Battle
7p-Midnight
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Matt Battle puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter.” He enjoys not only pointing out and laughing at the hypocrisy, ignorance, and overall stupidity of everyday life, but also rubbing people’s noses in it while scolding “No!” Then locking them in their cage.
During his show from 7p-12am on 94 HJY, he has the rare opportunity to entertain those from all walks of life. Crickets in particular.
He is unpredictable by nature. Like, this one time, I thought he was sooooo going to like get a large root beer to like go along with his chicken burrito. Instead, he like totally scarfed down a Coke. Lol!!! And it was like a medium. Man, I like totally never saw it coming! Like.
His parents never agreed with his career choice and instead wanted him to join the family business of human smuggling. They're dead now.
Sometimes you get jaded humor. Other times you get somber reality when he splurges on a Snapple and reads the enlightened proverbs under the cap.
Words and music is what he does. Poorly. Yes I'm a tool with a MySpace page! Click the pic below to be my pathetic cyber friend.  |
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